kawaii-angelx:

octobra:

when you realize they weren’t waving to u 

poisonedsequin:

eightmonkeys:

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

careful-crow:

thewitchway:

nakedinasnowsuit:

santmagdalene:

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

angelic-poisonn: